My Subletter -- Getting Laid!
Just ran into my neighbor --- who told me my subletter had constant, incredibly loud sex all over my apartment. He mentioned the headboard slamming against the wall and lots of shouting! He left my plant flourishing and the apartment spotless, but I did notice a small container of KY lurking around. No wonder he seemed so happy when I saw him. I'm a bit grossed out.
posted by No Longer Active at 2:50 PM
2 Comments:
omg. so it IS true.
the plot THICKENS.
eeeew.
Seriously... and he wants to pay me to "come again" pardon the expression, and I'm down for the money, but is it tacky to ask him to bring Rubber Sheets???
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