The Fast Day 1

I'm going to keep a more detailed journal (because it's really boring to know all the ins and outs of the master cleanse... especially the greusome 32 ounce salt water "bath") but I'm starting my Lemonade Diet/Master Cleanse today! I'll be filming the results/process as well. And not hiding from the fact that I will surely break down in tears (apparently as the biproduct of the "purge" and out of a deep, soulful longing for peanut butter).

Day 1 always feels like Yom Kippur, but with maple syrup and tons of water. I biked 8 miles on a pretty empty stomache so I'm still living off the fat of a duck/noodle stir fry eaten in Sunset Park last night.... clearly, there's enough of me to live off of at least for a day or two.

I have been reading a more detailed updated online version of the 1950's Stanley Burroughs classic, which is so fucking corny and cute, I want to shred it, to help me with the process. I had recruited a friend, but I think she bailed on me.

Soon I'll be scanning the internet for pictures of food (bad, bad, bad). I plan to see lots of movies this week, and will probably vow to be a vegetarian as well.